Little Johnny Series

Funniez!... I Think , therefore I am! micanto@gmail.com Little Johnny Series (Contd.) ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? JOHNNY : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? JOHNNY : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : JOHNNY , go to the map and find North America. JOHNNY : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : JOHNNY ! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : JOHNNY , how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHNNY : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong JOHNNY : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : JOHNNY, give me a sentence starting with "I". JOHNNY : I is... TEACHER : No, JOHNNY. Always say, "I am." JOHNNY : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- JOHNNY : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? JOHNNY: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! JOHNNY : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : Now, JOHNNY , tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? JOHNNY: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : JOHNNY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? JOHNNY : No, teacher, it's the same dog ! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? JOHNNY : A teacher √ It isn't by size that you win -- but by being the best of whatever you are! . ♥. Raj Kutar! micanto@gmail.com -( Micanto )- ♫ Listen to me singing ♫ - La locura es una manera de la vida - Raj Kutar Hey! micanto@gmail.com