Listen to me Singing!: A Call Girl


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~~Call Girl~~

I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so
I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a gorgeous, sexy, girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
places, beautiful long wavy hair, long, graceful legs all the way up to her
ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll
give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do
it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks .

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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