PJ

Ajit, pointing towards prisoner, says to Robert:isko duster se maar dalo, yeh
mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega.

Ajit:Robert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert:Kyu boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena

Ajit: “Robert, kill this man aur iski laash pe cornflakes rakh do. Police ko
lash milegi toh vo samjhege ki cereal killer ne
mara hai.”


Ajit: Robert, is aadmi ko social security
pe dal do. Isay society jine nahi dega aur
security marne nahin dega.


Robert: “Boss, Miky wanna learn Ramayan.” Ajit: “Miky ko wall par taang do, he
will
become Wallmiky (Valmiki).”



Ajit: "Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh
superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega!"




Ajit: "Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do."
Robert : "Magar kyoon baas?"
Ajit : "Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi."


Robert: "Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headache ho raha hai."
Ajit : "Abe bewakoof! Head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega."

Robert: "Boss, China se Mr.Hu aayee hain."
Ajit : "Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasayenge."

Robert: Boss, mujhe actor banna hai.
Ajit: Dilli ke laal kilay pe khadey ho jao, Robert Red-fort ban jaoge.

Robert: "Boss, I've had twins! Mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye..."
Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter...
Robert : "Boss... aur doosre ka?"
Ajit: "Repeater!"

Robert: "Boss, mera teesra bachcha ho gaya, uska naam soch ke bataiye."
Ajit: "Peter, Repeater ke baad teesre ka naam Chang Lee."
Robert : "Teesre ka naam 'Chang Lee' kiyon boss?"
Ajit: "Silly boy, iss duniya mein paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese
hota hai!"

Lily : "Boss, mere ko twins hoey hain.. dono ladki ke liye koi naam suggest
kijiye."
Ajit : "Very simple... ek ka naam rakho Kate..."
Lily : "Aur doosre ka?"
Ajit : "Dupli-Kate!

Ajit: "Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut
MonaToni ho jayegee!"