Its Time for ..............PJ

3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?

Bataao Bataao!


Nahi Pata?!!


Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"

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ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now, now, don't bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.

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What is the opposite of Subramaniam Swamy?

Subramaniam Didn't See Me.

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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
connected to some other lady. They kept on talking and started
liking each other and finally they get married. What's the MORAL?
.
.
.
.
..
An IDEA can change your wife.

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A Sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why?


Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
........
........
think
.......
think
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......
.......
geela ho ke nikalega......

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Ek aadmi marne vala hai to usse kya khilaoge ......

Batata Vada, Samosa

Naryal Paani, Ganga Jal

think

think


Are yaar
Birla White cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

think......
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socho socho
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana