Listen to me Singing!: Tickle-Me:Elmo


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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena was hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reported for her
first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there was a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman threw open the door and began to rant about the new employee.
He complained that she was incredibly slow and the whole line was backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel
Manager decided he should see this for himself, so the two men marched down
to the factory floor.

When they get there the line was so backed up that there were Tickle Me
Elmos all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric,
wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After
several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' 'Your job
is to give Elmo two test tickles'.

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